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The 1 km walk

I believe that Dublin Airport Authority should be heavily censured for the following:

  1. At the moment (as of Sept 07), a 1,000m walk awaits between replacing your shoes and belt, and your airplane, without the aid of travelators. Out-bounders then reach:

  1. A Portocabin that serves as the third apron hub. Aircraft are regularly refuelled 20 metres from this humanity-stuffed tinderbox. Are they fucking kidding me?

  1. Inability to operate clean toilet facilities for it’s “customers”. My last abiding memory of the bog on the check in floor (May 07) featured 3mm of toilet water on the floor of the whole WC, along with what remained of any paper.

  1. One of their sub-contractors recently clamped an ambulance that was on call at the terminal. The crew was busy saving a life inside when some ferret-faced enemy of the people immobilised it. Still, they refunded the money, so that’s ok. You could not write this: Find Articles, Business Feb 05

  1. Car parking prices

  1. Slack-jawed scowling wasters masquerading as “courtesy” bus drivers. Get a job you like, why don't you?

  1. Direction signs around the campus are the worst kind of joke; the NRA have nothing on these guys. See also: Irish Road Rant, NRA

  1. Baggage trolleys are from the Montgolfier era. They seem sane enough on a test run sans luggage, but once loaded will prove more tiring than actually dragging yourthe bags with your teeth.



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