Premise: Airport staff represent the highest concentration of buffoonery in Western Europe.

Reasons to fly from Ireland:

1. to get out of this shitty climate for even a short while. Heathrow Airport News July 07
2. to attain sufficient distance from this dysfunctional island to reach a country that enjoys a touch of class, sophistication and genuine public safety.
3. to find prices for everyday goods (ok booze) that don’t make your teeth itch.
4. to meet people that smile on occasion.
5. to research your permanent escape: Irish Independent Aug 07

Reasons to fly to Ireland

1. er….
2. See 1.

Context

With thanks to Des O'Malley: Progressive Democrats address By Dr Sean Barrett

Prior to this watershed, a round-trip between Dublin & London could set you back as much as €1,500 (adjusted to today’s prices). €1,500? The Vikings did it cheaper.


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